21/01/2008

A slightly hairy ball from spain.

Here are a few things to remember if you find yourself as the days designated tea bitch.

First.
Don’t let the seemingly derogatory title 'tea bitch' put you off, it is actually a great honour, bestowed upon only the finest tea brewing masters.

Two.
Get any shit from anyone, just swill their mug out with piss. (Unless they are bigger than you and/or an angry jordy fellow).

C.
Beware the RDT, if you wish to avoid penile bruising.

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